FRESHERS OFFICIALLY RESUME AT BOUESTI

Academic and social activities have fully commenced at the Bamidele Olumilua University of Education, Science and Technology, Ikere-Ekiti (BOUESTI), following a massive influx of new students since Sunday. Reports indicate that the central garage is currently operating at maximum capacity. The campus atmosphere has been revitalized, though early observations confirm that "Mattress Logistics & Room Navigation" has become the unofficial first challenge for the arriving students. A "Red Alert" has been jokingly issued from senior colleagues regarding the activities of the "FHG/Neolife" group. Freshers are advised that if approached by individuals asking, "Do you want to be your own boss?" or complimenting their "composure," they should politely decline and evacuate the area immediately to avoid unplanned marketing seminars.